nuggsmum:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

pomegranateandivy:

myresin:

januariat:

hire this man

I have learned something today

everyone needs to know how to properly wear a tiara

For my inevitable rise to emperor of the world.

I needed this in my life.

thenatsdorf:

Wait for it.

panfans:

Your Majesty [x]

tablet-guardians-shipper:

bri-lin-biscuit:

hecc-i-am-ded:

nerdysingingcatlady:

rossana:

cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

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OMG YAY!

Wholesome

*slams reblog button*

This is so cute!!🤩😭

14th-centuary-capitalism:

babelplanetvlog:

language-princess:

sizvideos:

Thanks to One Third Stories, kids can learn foreign languages the easiest way possible. Get more information here

THIS IS THE FUTURE I’M SO EMOTIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

Why hasn’t this existed for years???

The last link has stopped working so here’s a better one!

https://onethirdstories.com

Reasons why I like tumblr

wlw-for-life:

1-800-ugly-godess:

itistimetodisappear:

markingatlightspeed:

celticpyro:

celestialdeth:

keep-chasing-rainbows:

ladepanda:

1. None of my family is on here

2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

4. Website doesn’t post a “timeline” with laser-targeted ads about me.

5. Non-algorythmic feed. It lets me read shit in the order it was posted.

6. Can’t see other people’s follower counts. Big and small blogs interact/mix better, no one is idolized.

7. Collective insanity

8. Gay content

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crisiskode:

shutyourmoustache:

Today’s letter is F.

And that’s a

FUCKING

EXCELLENT

IDEA!!!

I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out

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i know people have said it a hundred times before but life really is all about the beauty and art in small things. like noticing someone else’s favorite place to be touched, the smell of candles, eating berries out of your own garden, talking with your grandparents, how people decorate their room, different kinds of trees and plants and flowers, little doodles people draw on the side of their notebooks, having a moment like in a movie, a productive day, the excitement of getting something brand new, finding something old, the feeling after stretching, mindlessly stroking your partners back, that really good part of a song, putting on your favorite perfume, making out, seeing a rainbow and so much more. all of these little things are art and it’s your choice to notice them and let you change your perspective of life. because this is what life is all about. ✨

they-call-me-nita:

Turn the sound on, the only thing better than this dog’s joy is that people stopped what they were doing to share his joy, and you can hear them all groan when the water dies down….

estelles-remade:

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

the-carmevore:

gaymabelpines:

the-carmevore:

unviersity application: what are your three best qualities?
me: im gay i have soft hair and sometimes i cry because i love my friends

“I’m gay” = I am confident in myself and my sexuality; “I have soft hair” = I take care of myself and my body well, and put effort into my appearance; and “Sometimes I cry because I love my friends” = I have a kind and compassionate heart 

there you go thats three amazing and wonderful things about you isnt that grand!!!!! good luck with those applications and live your dream!!!!!!!!

this is the best response i’ve gotten on this post so far im gonna cry i love you

aegipan-omnicorn:

friendlytroll:

the1timelady:

silverhawk:

dare i say that stuffed animals are one of the single greatest inventions of all time and im thankful every day for the fact that someone thought to make animals but in huggable plush form…..saved me from a lot of bad nights and nightmares as a kid, i love you stuffed animals

 You may offer your thanks to Magarete Steiff

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She lived in Germany and could be considered as the first person to sew stuffed animals merly for children to play with and to counter the common “hard” toys out of wood or metal wich were popular back then.

There is even so much more to the story, because she was as you can see paraliezed from polio, she couldnt walk or use her right arm, she had to fight all her life just to be accpeted as a human being, she wasnt even allowed to sit in the front row of church in her home village and had a pretty abusive mother. One time she and her brother almost drowned but the townpeople only attempted to save her brother because he was healty. Her father saved her from drowning in last minute.

 Only her father and brother stood behind her, still she learned to accept her faith and make the best out of it. After a failed operation she said she had gone around living this way anyways. She started to sew, more importantly she started to sew with a sewing machine wich was realy new at this time. People would not buy from her at first but then she made a realy beautyfull dress for her best friend and suddenly everyone was crazy for her work.

Then she started to sew little elephants as pincushions, but when she attempted to sell them around christmas she quickly realized that for one children were crazy for them and wanted them as toys and also. this was what she wanted to do, bringing happiness to kids.

She expanded futher and gave work to over 20 women as sewers in her factory, her brother helped her to do so, and she started producing stuffed animals of all kinds (almost) their trademark was a button sewed into every anmals ear. It still is to this day.

Whit the economy crisis her factory, and she almost lost it, she already couldnt pay her workers, he factory was about to be forceclosed and the last hope was a toy fair they would attend,

and then she had an idea, she sewed a bear, the very first stuffed toy bear there was, with moveable head and limbs and realy soft fur and glass eyes, it was beautyfull, but at the toyfair most people thoght it was to expensive

most people because one american buyer fell in love with the bears, he bought them all and he ordered 3000 more, it saved the factory

you may ask why would anyone need 3000 stuffed toy bears easy, to support and advertise the candidacy of  Theodore Roosevelt as the U.S. president, trough that the toy bear invented by Magarete Steiff became well known as the

Teddy Bear

<3 

Disability history matters!

The fact that she faced so much ableism and discrimination in her life was indeed sad (and infuriating!) – and that may be the reaction of many abled people when they hear her story (the poor disabled little girl).

But the fact that she survived, and innovated, and brought modern machines to her hometown, and advocated for herself, and brought joy to so many people, in spite of that discrimination (and I do mean “spite”) is not sad at all.

It’s downright victorious!

thottybarnes:

dcmultiverse:

Anne Hathaway behind the scenes of Shape Magazine cover shoot

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